Thursday, February 4, 2010

Wild Wings Review -Pape and Danforth


First rule concerning wings...If your wings don't come in some kind of basket or wooden bowl, you're at the wrong place.

Don't' have very many good things to say about this place. The wings came in groups of seven -- which is pretty shit -- and they came on cold buffet style plates that a pig wouldn't eat off of. The Korean waitress was very kind but had no idea what half of us ordered.

The deal was pint and a pound for 9 bucks so I guess if you're thirsty, it's not that bad of a deal. However, on wing night I typically don't drink a lot so the beer wasn't appetizing. Not to mention it was a "house beer" that still remains a mystery as we didn't get to choose our brew.

The one thing the place has going for them is the atmosphere. There was no one there so we were served swiftly and didn't' have to deal with a crowd. If you're going out for wings and drinks I would recommend trying it. If you're an avid wing eater don't touch this place.

Additionally, there are a lot of scum bags that hang around this portion of Danforth that we experienced first hand. Wing score follows.

Wing Quality: 3.5/5 - Actually very tasty, saucy yet crispy. A combination that is hard to come by. Still, a pound of wings is not seven wings...they low balled us...
Sides and Extras: 0/5 - Absolutely deplorable. Besides the wet naps to wipe our asses, no celery, no ranch, no dill and no blue cheese. Nothing but a cold buffet style plate.
BEER: 1/5, great price, but I'm always cautioned when brought a "house beer."
SERVICE: 1/5 - Not bad, but she did mess up an order and that's hard to do when you have four customers in the entire store. Then she tried to convince us that that's what we ordered. HORRIBLE.
OVERALL Experience: 2/5, Nice location for me, watched games on a big screen, no crowd...notice how i didn't say anything about the wings, beer or the service...Wouldn't go back unless already plastered.


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